Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Hypershadow 5
lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though
velocraptor 0
LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.
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judgeymcjudge 0
Am I the only one who thinks this was just an excuse for her to ditch the guy because he's a dumbass? I mean, if he's stupid enough to think that this is ACTUALLY the reason she ditched him after four years, then ****, I feel sorry for HER.
JayFrankus 0
I don't believe FMLs like this, because I don't believe that a human could trust what a dumb machine tells them about their love life.
TheTragicReturn 0
There's more to this story than the author is revealing.
joethebiden 8
And during those 4 years you didn't realize how much of a complete tool she was? Guess the psychic was right about the compatibility issue. YDI.
PSP_Hacker 0
Judging by the crap I see in my school, I can totally believe this FML. I've seen girls doing the stupidest things... I mean, who the hell would ask a server script about their relationship? Who?!
citycrazed25 0
wtf this bitch is retarded
fawfulster 11
YDI man. You're beter off without a dumbfuck for a girlfriend.
masquerade08 0
... Or she was using that as an excuse because she wasn't happy, and knew that just saying she wasn't happy would result in you "trying to fix things." I mean really, sometimes it's just not there. Sometimes it takes four years, or four months, or four weeks to figure it out. Honestly, how do can a chick ever expect to escape a relationship without being a bitch? We have to be, crazy ass psycho bitches just because just flat out saying it results in them pleading and begging for weeks on end about a something we've already decided was over! So just get over it and move on!
Than_fml 0
It's either an excuse, or she's really that gullible...let her go.
newagegoddess 0
That sucks...sorry to tell you, but she was just looking for an excuse to break up with you. She's really not that gullible she knew what she was doing.