Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Hypershadow 5
lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though
velocraptor 0
LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.
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Comments (137)
Darcon 8
It's peak.
laurieloulou 0
well, either she is lying or she us incredibly stupid!
TylerOMFG 7
Be happy that you left a moron. On the other note, I hope you enjoyed those 4 years with her :)
hendersh 0
Was she blonde?
luneth27 0
That's gay
mitchlarocco 0
This happened to me as well they should be taken off
kanggaru 2
it just means she's not happy anymore
gthum 10
Weird how you can be happy with someone for 4 years when they are stupid enough to believe a ******* text number on compatibility
Thunderstruck14 30
On the bright side, you won't end up being with an idiot for the rest of your life. Trust me, those dumb gullible people can be VERY hard to live with.
Nederlander95 14
If that's all it took, maybe it wasn't as happy as you thought