Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Hypershadow 5
lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though
velocraptor 0
LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.
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Comments (137)
IceCreamMage 17
An ex girlfriend cheated on me and dumped me because she had a dream that I killed her and her daughter while insane. We'd been dating for 2 years or so and she dumped me over the phone while saying she was about to **** her new boyfriend then.
yumfrenchtoast 0
Sounds like a bitch. Go find someone who actually cares about you.
kayykatastrophii 0
I dunno, that rating must have been right, if she wasn't bright enough to realize what a scam that is.
Charlieeeeeeeeee 0
She's crazy Maybe you're better off. . .
jeniilouise 0
lol thats so stupid! like that love calculator you can subscribe for £4.50 per week, thats like £18 a month, what a rip off!
E40_fml 0
Seriously she probably wasn't serious. She wanted to break up with you but had to think of an excuse.
tisiphone_fml 0
Congratulations. You escaped in time.
ccc01 1
those texts are so stupid AND gay. Yes I used gay cause it is reflexive of culture and history in the united states. "Knock it off" how about GET OVER YOURSELF
annerbananer82 0
wow then she must be really dumb
ghost303 3
My god I hate the retards who actually believe those things