Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Hypershadow 5
lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though
velocraptor 0
LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.
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Comments (137)
sodahhhr 0
how bout those jets
randomkid 0
phones never lie!!!!!!!
epicwinmaster 0
maybe it wasnt happy for her? hmm?
underpaid 0
Thats so gay is used to refer to something that doesn't make sense. or something completely useless. dramakat is just listening to a very dumb commercial on her first comment.
wallythedolly 0
She sounds like an idiot, so you came out the winner.
yourfavoritemofo 0
You can't doubt the horoscope
x5d13 0
It's actually good you found this out, though a bummer it took that long. But someone who takes that kind of bullshit advice seriously when it comes to major personal relationships is, if only for that reason, a BAD CHOICE. Not that this doesn't mean you got royally shafted. What a bitch.
lunytunes88 0
YDI for dating that bimbo for FOUR ******* YEARS.
LUPINEbrother_fml 0
Untalented 1. I want you to know that we are doomed. And I'm blaming you. no matter what, it will always be your fault. just because I said so.
fcukb0o 0
WOW SHES A FUCKEN DUMBASS HOW THE HELL WOULD SHE BELIEVE IN SOME BIGGEST SHIT EVER..........!???