Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Hypershadow 5
lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though
velocraptor 0
LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.
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andrewms 0
think of it this way: your no longer dating a person that easily becomes brainwashed...
Roojee 0
That's hella stupid. Compatibility tests and all that are loads of bull.
eric01 0
you totally deserve it for dating a stupid moron that believes int hat that shit.
echarperouge 0
Date someone who isn't a liar or a fruitcake.
jonny2x4 0
Four years of "happy dating"? You mean you didn't sleep with her or propose to her? Sounds like four years of nothing happened. YDI for not hitting that before she dumped you. Of course you saved a lot of $$$ by not marrying the dumdum. I'd ask if she was hot, but I kind of doubt it if you didn't even hit that for four years.
RPGod 0
Well, at least you know she's an Idiot. Imagine if you married that!
chibangers 0
wow what a stupid bitch! How did you go out with her for so long??
thelonelylurker 0
Good for you, OP. Good for you. But YDI for dating the dumb bitch for 4 years and not notising she's a dumb bitch.
Luckster 0
My boyfriend and I make fun of those commercials all the time... Him: So even if they've been happily dating for like....5 years, if the phone says you're not compatible, the bitch dumps his ass? Me: Pretty much! And when she compares him to the douchebag that spends all his money on drugs and alcohol, and it gets a very high rating, she'll act like it's true love! Him: It's sad people are that stupid.
quivx 7
Better off without her then