Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Hypershadow 5
lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though
velocraptor 0
LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.
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Comments (137)
niceonejackass 0
On the bright side, you finally got rid of that retard. Maybe now you can upgrade to someone with Down's Syndrome.
gothymama 0
Wow that sucks. Now add to the list of qualities of women that are automatic rejects: believing in psychics. Next time, date an atheist!
AnimalPorn 0
What a Bitch! Why go out with a mentally challenged chick though?
Dreika 0
You are better off without a ditz like that in your life anyway.
Stormblazer 0
You're better off without someone so insecure and unable to think for herself that she would not only CALL a psychic hotline, but actually take such a drastic action as a result.
ilovepickles 0
I'm sorry kid, that just sucks. :( but, there will be better days. just smile, you look cuter when you smile
DisposableHeroes 0
I feel sorry for your ex-girlfriend's criterion, poor little idiot, wasting her money to bullsh*t make-believe companies. Ah well, she deserves to be the company's little b*tch for being so dumb.
judy89 0
if she's that much of a dumbass, you're probably better off..
TheRedWaterbug 0
Yeah man, I dunno if you'd wanna take seriously a girl who takes psychics serious.
skandal_fml 0
FYL because women have no logic. FML aswell.For the same reason :)