Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Hypershadow 5
lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though
velocraptor 0
LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.
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Comments (137)
hopsternak 13
You shouldn't be sad, this stuff happens, obviously because she doesn't value your love
tbone5466 9
there's obviously a reason she isn't telling you and used that as an excuse
tinman316 6
she lies. she is too chickenshit to give you the real reason.
booterus 20
Be glad you're not stuck with someone that moronic. I'm sure there was worse to come....
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Either (a) she is a moron for believing that text message despite four years of happy relationship whilst OP is a sensible guy or (b) OP is a moron for not realising she is sensible and has used a stupid ploy to get rid of him whilst keeping real real son to herself. Either way one is sensible and the other stupid and gullible and thus a 2% compatibly relationship rating seems about right!
Plcx 8
Are you telling us that you were happy dating such a stupid chick for 4 long years?