Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Hypershadow 5
lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though
velocraptor 0
LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.
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Comments (137)
Andyangels27 0
translation I don't want to go out with him anymore. I made something up
plexico 4
Maybe you were happily dating, but she was desperate and going with you until something better came along. Next question.
untalented1 0
to prey on people, whether they're stupid or not, is immoral. if society can't see that then we're doomed. to be stupid can be fine; you can live a prosperous life with the person you love and have enough money to live. it's not a problem. it becomes a problem when people try to sell you something you don't need which will ruin your life and take a lot of money away from people. it's the problem that has been caused by vultures, not a problem that should need to be overcome otherwise. it's robbery imo.
FreakAZoidd 3
Stfu.
iTsBrandon 0
i honestly think this was just an excuse to break up with you, if she was stupid throughout the 4 years then probably not, but after 4 years no compatibility should matter since you made it so long, I am really sorry to hear that after 4 years the relationship tanked. But there is better, smarter women out there.
iFruit 0
LOVE STINKS LIKE A DECOMPOSING RAT'S BODY ON A HUMID FRIDAY AFTERNOON SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!
FarSide 23
Have you always attracted imbecilic females? Four years? I can only figure that you like your women retarded, that way they believe anything that you (or anyone else) tells them. Don't despair though, just take a trip to Cleveland, and you can find a replica of her in no time. FYL * 10.
FarSide 23
How the Hell is OP stupid enough to buy into HER for four years? In most states, there are laws about having sex with mentally retarded women.
FuckingAwesome 0
So...you're 98% gay.
FarSide 23
and 2% ****
Aurvandil 0
She's probably lying. I hope no one's stupid enough to be using services like that. If she truly did though, consider yourself lucky.
kaengelangeleyes 9
Theres definitely people out there stupid enough to use those things. If there wasn't, those things wouldnt still be readily available and making enough money to have commercials on TV to advertise for it.
SmittyJA24 26
Uhhh... 4 years with the same girl? Was it, uhh, like from 7th to 11th grade? Time to move on, young man. It's August... you've got plenty of time to find a date for the senior prom. I'm certain you'll do much better next time.