Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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Top comments
acesarge 0
The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.
yes01 0
your ex is brilliant.
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Comments (200)
HoesInaBox 0
some homophobes are just in denial :P
Ajjas013 6
Gays hate you too.
o_ospacedout 0
You totally deserved it. Should have seen it coming.
sidvoltaire 0
People gotta grow some spines.
PandaFlavoured 0
Agreed, Carrot Top. Agreed. Saying gay jokes would imply that you are gay, even if the joke is funny. Not saying it would imply you're black if you said black jokes. That would be just weird.
brushababyy 0
gingers need to die. ydi for being gay
biged522 0
but gay jokes are funny
gemster 0
girls will never understand men
danielle8D 0
u have to be in the girls point of view to know what his gf was thinking.
JustinKingr 0
it's a repeat I have seen this many times
arielaqua 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Guys, why are we being so politically correct about this, getting into the realm of homophobia? How do you know he actually offended gays by this? How do you know he was serious, half-serious, or even homophobic in his jokes anyway? Okay, so OP made gay jokes; that WAS probably immature, since you can only make so many before you start being annoying and stupid. But this Craigslist prank - though amusing - kind of makes the girlfriend a hypocrite if she's denouncing specifically the immaturity of his gay jokes. She should know better than that if she's breaking up with a guy for being immature. Nonetheless, amusing. Whether or not OP deserves it.
Lethario14 0
lolz paybacks a bitch!! :D
danielle8D 0
though true in some ways, she was probably just trying to get him to stop making those jokes and realize how many gays couldve been offended by it. whether he was joking or not.
Whytetrash 21
Could you please do society a favour, #23, and never reproduce?
XcuzimsotiredX 25
Gay jokes are what shove people in the closet. I would know. Hearing it as a laughable thing, something mocked. that is the closet. Those people build it.