Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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Top comments
acesarge 0
The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.
yes01 0
your ex is brilliant.
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Comments (200)
FlamingChicken 0
the ad must be very erotic.......
jordan14011 0
wow what a bitch dude she's a hoe
RuralNinja 0
You should put her under every category, woman for woman, women for women, woman for man, etc...
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol cristaderzi that's what I say about gays, here's something to think about building were made to "go in the front" gays take the back door, it isn't natural
ps3nogaems 0
YDI, because gay jokes are not funny and chances are you're still in the 6th grade.
Kockdiesel 0
that was wrong, but very funny.
aardvarkish 17
ooh, good double-entendre!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS :D
Freeze_fml 17
<3
Ajjas013 6
WHAT WHAT? IN THE BUTT!
Ajjas013 6
****! Freeze beat me :(
HIJKay 0
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS! (>'.(>O.O)>
breezy83 0
lmfao that's a magical idea! I think she may very well be my hero today, I realized i never had the wonderful idea of posting an ex- douchebag on craigslist under a man seeking man. FML
danielleFML 0
Your girlfriend is awesome.