Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
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Top comments
TheTruth1428 0
YDI if you actually gave it to him.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
I hope it wasn't a dick in a box, because that would have been AWKWARD!
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Comments (90)
RufusCade 7
If you gave it to him, YDI
Jimboom 12
I like #8's Idea. Either that or take a shit in the box and wrap it up so it looks like a proper gift. ;)
fhlipzero 0
**** that, take that shit back and tell her to go **** herself, thats bull
onnielief 4
As long as you didn't give him the gift, I guess you should be fine. If you gave him the gift YDI
MrPresidentBoss1 0
Punch him in tha face. That's just how I would handle that situation.
Towkay 0
Place fireworks in the box that goes "tick-tock-tick-tock". Get ready beer and popcorn, and prepare to enjoy the spectacular performance when the fireworks blows off in his car while driving.
headology 0
Return that gift and get a refund! Or else, give it to someone else!
BikerMike 0
I hope that if you gave the box to the new boyfriend, it was a turd wrapped up. You are a dumb ass if you gave the present to the new bf and she is a stupid **** for sending him to get it.
kakek_fml 0
She is a bitch for doing that. The new boyfriend is a dick for agreing. Both you and him kinda deserve a good slap in the face for dating such an obvious gold digging bitch in the first place. That said, I still validate de FML. You should have seen it comming, but you are still o nthe end that sucks.
loki09 4
Tell him she can only have it if she gives you a break-up blowie. :)
octoshooter 0
@21: best idea I've heard from this whole board. I'd still favor the turd in the box too.