By fuck's sake - 16/04/2016 10:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a karaoke bar for the first time. I'd never sung in front of others, but I gave it a try. I was accused of being way too drunk and was asked to leave. I didn't get kicked out in the end, but I was told that my singing voice sounds like a dying goat. FML
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By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
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Tripartita 44

Jeez, I'm sorry they gave you such a verbal bleating, OP.

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fazzems 21

Well you put yourself out there, so good for you, op!

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zyero 9

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UgaDog718 7

still props to you for having b the kahones to get up there and do it OP. not sure if I could

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JubileeBee 31

shakira was told the same thing now look at her

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fazzems 21

Well you put yourself out there, so good for you, op!

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krazyelliot 14

at least you TRIED to end the night on a high note...

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popularonion 33

Who cares what people think! You had the confidence to put yourself out there, and for that, I applaud you.

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Mathalamus 24

if you sound like a dying goat, perhaps learn how to sing better? there comes a point between sounding bad and honestly bad.

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