By metalwolf - 20/04/2012 08:56 - United States

Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 184
You deserved it 3 893

metalwolf tells us more.

The problem isn't really organizing my time. Ideally I would like to get to sleep right when I get home and wake up in the early afternoon, but usually I fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up just a bit before I need to go to work again. Speaking of, I should be asleep right now.

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I'll be your girlfriend OP, cause my work hours suck too haha

siickman 7

Just because the word dream is in the FML doesnt mean it is an automatic inception. It works a certain way silly. :p

yoursucklives 36

just for your info, inception isn't a dream in a dream. it's inserting an idea into someones mind.

Hmm, I'm thinking more like The Matrix. Was it the blue pill or the red pill that brought you out? I cannot recall. Unplug, people. Unplug.

89 - what happens if you take both pills at the same time?

42 - you are inserting that idea into my mind as we speak

Actually inception means beginning. As in: Their relationship has been rocky since its inception. The movie used the word to represent the beginning of an idea, but it's really just a fancy word for the start of something, an idea or otherwise.

DontModMeDammit 10
bizarre_ftw 21

My dreams usually consist of talking animals, running from headless people, or robots in my bed. Either I'm doing it wrong or OP is..

nofearjenshere 12

32- I hope it's OP because I have very similar dreams as you.

pookberry 4

30 I'm confused... What is this "tells ya something huh?"

DontModMeDammit 10

in my dreams i fight agaist allien invaders i see cities in ruins with few humans dont knowing what to do, ***** like that. I enjoy my dreams. I m trying to do lucid dreaming but it is hard to achieve

umm, i'm trying to figure out the FML part of this....lame post. How did THIS get approved but my post about swallowing a fruit fly at work didn't?

Don't be bitter. His life is effed because it's empty and sad. You swallowed a bug, which sounds hilarious.

I agree, nowadays some of the craziest FML's are getting posted.

Probably because vote on FMLs, and this one was obviously better than yours. I'm pretty sure having no time for friends or a girlfriend is worse than swallowing a fruit fly. Get the **** over yourself.

Because it was SHIT. Stop bitching. There are tons of other good FMLs that didn't get posted.

cutielilangel 8

Welcome to the adult life. Where we have money, energy, but no time for ourselves. :(

That's so true. And with the current economy, having a job and money is already a good thing.

siickman 7

Wht sucks more is even if you go to college and do good and stuff it isnt for sure you will be successful. Its kind of sad how hard it is now a days

59, yea she does, when she's on the toilet. I mean that's when a lot of people take time out to have five minutes if they can't get it else where!

True that ! its the only time i read FML, on the toilet so you can imagine the marks on my ass when ifinished reading that FML about being legally mugged

True that ! its the only time i read FML, on the toilet so you can imagine the marks on my ass when ifinished reading that FML about being legally mugged

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

99 - You must've been on the shitter for hours if you read just that entire first post.

Energy? That must be for younger adults. I haven't known energy for a long time!

Look on the bright side, you will have a nice early retirement, maybe.

callie123amy 4

Time to look for a better job!

connerwonner 7

OP never said their job was bad. All they said was that they work abnormal hours.

perdix 29

Too bad your dream girlfriend is banging your dream friends while you're working at your dream job. Now, shut your piehole and get back to making my new iPad, and be glad all that lying and deception is not going on in reality!

TheEpicMilkMan 13

woah perdix went a bit deep don't ya think? lol

Can no one reply to perdix with a statement?