meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
badhairday
United States
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Nogood
Wahroonga, Australia
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
lovedoesnotexist
Belgium
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Head Cold
Buzzed
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
BaldingQuick
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
crazyattracts
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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sparky_daisy 5
hope the new hair doesn't hold you back in finding a new gf with a steadier hand and who isn't a vain scissor toting bimbo
Omnicent 5
There was most likely another reason and she was using that as an excuse.
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Comments (68)
mrahhhhh 21
When you're asked why you broke up, say "We each agreed that the other person's hair was too unruly to make for a satisfying relationship. But mine was on my head. "
miserypoison 13
How ironic, I guess you could say "Yeah.. I was going to do the same thing for the same reason you know.."
aPieceOfFruit 16
She strikes me as the same kind of person that might walk into walls.......
hersheybar100 10
Wow what a douche!!!
littlem91 29
Unless she's a hairdresser, the bad haircut is kinda your own fault. Obviously not the best reason to break up with someone though...
WhyMeMann 0
She Acts Like It Isn't Going To Grow Back.
Soloman212 28
You Act Like Your Comment Is A Book Title.
Vasin_fml 15
Don't look at her bio.
Babalu722 3
I did, and my retinas are burning from improper capitalization.
TheRealHouse 7
Aww sourgirl I'm sry I set that trap hoping for one of them know-it-all teenage noobs.. I'm kinda surprised, yer usually pretty intuitive.
TheRealHouse 7
Why the hell did this post up here?
Livinia 11
For some reason, I think she was planning to cut it badly as an excuse to dump you. She sounds pathetic.
Opium_Production 5
Damn. How bad of a haircut was it?
x3herox3 0
She prob purposely did it, so then she can have fun before a breakup.
Asystole 0
Don't worry dude. I like your new haircut.