meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
badhairday
United States
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Nogood
Wahroonga, Australia
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
lovedoesnotexist
Belgium
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Head Cold
Buzzed
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
BaldingQuick
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
crazyattracts
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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sparky_daisy 5
hope the new hair doesn't hold you back in finding a new gf with a steadier hand and who isn't a vain scissor toting bimbo
Omnicent 5
There was most likely another reason and she was using that as an excuse.
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Comments (68)
chungy92 5
haven't I seen this fml before?
hilariexcore 0
Yes, I think it's been posted before.
Egnar 19
I hate to break it to you skippy but you're what they call gullible. Your girlfriend didn't break up with you because of your new haircut that she was the mastermind of. Your girlfriend broke up with you for some underlying hidden reason and used the haircut as an excuse.
TheRealHouse 7
She probably dumped his as because he is so gullible. BTW they took gullible out of the dictionary... look it up
sourgirl101 29
The dictionary on my app still has the word "gullible" and my phone also autocorrects that word too.
sourgirl101 29
Haha!!! I feel sooooo gullible! (:
liber 9
if she broke up with you over a haircut-it wasnt because of the haircut
Deathhound 27
It must have been her plan then. That would be her excuse for breaking up with you.
rkg0o18 7
How sad :/ FML indeed.
22cute 17
She sux. You're better off without someone so superficial.
pinknpurplez 10
Your life sucks, but not as much as your (now ex) girlfriend. You're better off without her
MaloPero 4
i am sorry, but this is most likely a lie...
Zombie65 0
That was planned Move on Too bad though
Sgt_Henry 2
...maybe the carpet matched the drapes??