Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?
IAmzephyr 22
I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.
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Comments (96)
nevereyes 31
You really should watch it, why the hell haven't you?
sarcasmwins 24
Aww I love the Lion King but I'd never break up with someone who's never watched it before, that's a bit extreme.
mds9986 24
Maybe you should have started lion to her and said you did watch it.
not_emo_kid666 16
Well, you deserved it.
GamerG0DDESS 29
I would break up with you too. Really? never watched the lion king?! I'm joking by the way, that was a ridiculous reason to break up with you. You're probably better off if it was THAT out of all things that made her leave. There is also a chance that she was just looking for a reason to leave; or maybe she's joking and you misunderstood the situation. It's hard to believe that she seriously left for such a reason.
lahutchins 23
She needs to Hakuna her tatas!
rabid_otaku 29
I haven't seen lion king and have almost been beaten up for it on multiple occasions. I don't get what the big deal is.
captainsmegma 12
I was in the same boat only I broke up with her because she hadn't seen classics like Rambone, Shaving private Ryan, and Deep Throat.
Lars93 18
how do you know the phrase if you never watched it ?
alissa412 33
That's just the circle of life