Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?
IAmzephyr 22
I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.
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Comments (96)
Dexter83_fml 17
Wtf ! You dodged a bullet there mate dread to think what she would of done if are the last cookie
Ramos808 29
That was simply her excuse to break up with you! Just be happy that you did not prolong a relationship where she was no longer content
17jemstar 14
Mate how could you!!! Just joking I haven't seen it either. What a bitch!
merryhappy1887 20
She did the right thing.
MidnaLink 35
No, no she didn't
zarrganaut 17
That just sounds childish.
Railroader 16
I guess that means no more worries
emmalyhope 7
I literally just saw a post that said today, i broke up with my boyfriend cause he hadnt seen the lion king :/:/
ELoni_fml 25
I finally watched it a year ago under pressure from my friends, you missed nothing. Hour an a half of my life I'm never getting back
schreibergx93 19
She doesn't need that type of negativity, Lion King is life, and childhood.
MrGibbs25 20
eh, sing her Ah kunna matata, or what ever the damn song is. easy fix . O, and get her a lion stuffed animal!!
Geckosrock99 33
Why bother? They are not together anymore. If she's that immature, she isn't ready for the dating world.