Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?
IAmzephyr 22
I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.
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Comments (96)
Icefire9461 7
Lion King is an amazing movie, but not one for some bitch to dump you over (apologies for my french). However, if it doesn't give you bad memories now, I'd strongly suggest watching it. Like a lot of people said, it's one of the best Disney movies. But if she dumped you cuz of that, she's not even worth a second thought.
momo3p 22
I thought people were required by law to watch it before turning 7
oldie_goldie 13
Don't be sad, it's good for you to move on from such an immature person. My ex told me he would never marry me because I didn't see the LOTR movie (ALL 12 freaking hours of it). I am happily married to someone else.
aZzwipe 18
I know it sucks, but if she was childish enough to do that then you really didn't need her anyway. Sorry, OP.
blossomwillow 4
She's a bitch. My boyfriend's never seen it but whatever his choice.
MrZsDad 19
Hakuna Mattata my friend!
boo6978 6
you bastard, I'd dump your ass too!!!
kyiomi 18
I would probably do the same. But if I really liked you, you'd be sitting your ass down on the couch and we'd be watching it. The whole series.
Senior2015 8
Have you lived ur life ??? Do u live under a rock? What is wrong with you ?
raz0rf0x 8
it sounds like you're too young to be dating anyway