Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?
IAmzephyr 22
I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.
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Comments (96)
Bragi 12
She was just looking for an excuse, OP.
Guy1009 15
She should have watched it with ya.
Sathane 21
YDI. I'm sure this wasn't the first sign of retardation yet you chose to be with her anyway.
vikky538 29
She "simba"lically mentioned that she is childish
LoveBitch 10
That would just be great ^-^ Them she would be the first one to see it with you and share the happiness of seeing it the first time~
jakeyjakey1232 9
In all honesty and defence for your ex, no one wants to date an uncultured idiot. It's the worst thing in the world to have to explain references you'll never get. Shut the **** up op.
palosqueak 19
shame on you, but not a breakup reason tbh.
TheNerdExpress 12
YDI, now sit down and watch The Lion King.
deltax 8
Lol, just tell her you'll watch it with her.
Diddlydoo1632 18
You're 100% sure she wasn't kidding?