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By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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Red_Curls1995 28

Thursday 31 December 2015 9:02

Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?

IAmzephyr 22

Thursday 31 December 2015 9:01

I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.

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Kaje85_fml 1

Wednesday 6 January 2016 22:49

Did you at least hakuna her tatas first?

ihateyoubob 4

Thursday 7 January 2016 4:40

I would too OP

Love_me_forevar 2

Thursday 7 January 2016 9:10

Neither have i so all is well

LeonDaRealProfi 6

Sunday 10 January 2016 1:36

girrllllllssss are crazy wheen they have their days

Dankmemes100 3

Tuesday 19 January 2016 5:14

I'm sorry why could you just watch it with her right then and there

Cheddarface 1

Monday 25 January 2016 2:12

At least she got it out of the way before the relationship started to Mufasa.

notjordansime 12

Sunday 14 August 2016 21:32

Neither have I...

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 5 April 2017 17:50

OP, I never have either, but I do know what "Hakuna matata" means anyway. You dodged a bullet there, kid. Immature people are no fun to associate with esp. romantically. Best wishes!

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