Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Red_Curls1995 28
Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?
IAmzephyr 22
I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.
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Comments (96)
Kaje85_fml 1
Did you at least hakuna her tatas first?
ihateyoubob 4
I would too OP
Love_me_forevar 2
Neither have i so all is well
LeonDaRealProfi 6
girrllllllssss are crazy wheen they have their days
Dankmemes100 3
I'm sorry why could you just watch it with her right then and there
Cheddarface 1
At least she got it out of the way before the relationship started to Mufasa.
notjordansime 12
Neither have I...
jbuckets_404 39
OP, I never have either, but I do know what "Hakuna matata" means anyway. You dodged a bullet there, kid. Immature people are no fun to associate with esp. romantically. Best wishes!