Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?
IAmzephyr 22
I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.
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Comments (96)
racheldeanne12 15
It's Disney version of Hamlet. Elton John and Hans Zimmer did the music. And it's kind of fantastic. My favorite Disney movie, but I wouldn't dump somebody over it.
Khaleesi_D 9
I still haven't seen the Star Wars movies, saw some of one because a teacher said it was similar to Othello. Anyways lion king is a good movie if your into disney, Most of the adults I know will pay more attention to it than the kids I know.
KK3137 31
My girlfriend had never seen it either. When she told me I was suprised, but then I convinced her to watch it and she loved it. Pretty sure your ex could have solved it this way as well, but I guess her impulsive and judgmental nature could be good to avoid now that you know..
lexred 30
hakuna matata. (I'm sorry if u dunno what that means)
NorthernNoise 7
Look at op's name...guessing op knows what it means
lationas 25
This world is certainly a strange place, with lots of strange creatures.
dragoongirl90 34
If you had said you will NEVER watch the Lion King, I would say ydi. But just having never seen it? That might not be your fault.
Shamandalie89 32
Even then it wouldn't be a YDI. People have preferences. He's not obligated to watch it just because his gf wants him to.
Mathalamus 25
It doesn't matter if you had or hadn't watched it. It's just a Disney movie. I didn't like it because the musicals distract from the movie itself.
jeansnpearls 21
Sounds like she's not ur type anyway... maybe it's luck instead of fml...?
AfbakBroodje69 5
You can also be the little bitch she was and tell all her new boyfriends what happened :) Good luck finding a new one who's actually worth you
prettygurl89 16
Ehhhh... I would've just asked you to watch it with me and if you refused, THEN we'd have a problem lol
MonCapitan 4
Some people are cowards, but want out so badly they will latch onto the most pathetic excuse they can find and run with it.