Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
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Top comments
rhiannahoward14 19
Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.
kameron018 18
Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!
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Comments (97)
apcsox 18
"Today my **** of an ex-girlfriend...." There. Fixed that for ya :D
HoboMeth 36
Get with your ex girlfriend and send pictures to your soon to be ex
axfabxdisaster 25
To the Bahamas? Bad enough. From Denmark? Makes it even worse. FYL OP. You can find someone better than that
worldclassrager 41
I guess she can't let go...I wonder how long this was planned for
logicrules 11
Wait till she gets back, **** her then dump her when's she's still lying on her bed. You never know when your going to get it next and at least it'll make you feel better.
hjds4n5 12
As Snoop Dogg once said, what you should do to her is drop it like it's hot!
Bragi 12
Ex?
jonks95 7
correction new bf
MandySkittles 18
'probably single'? Unless you're in an open relationship this behavior is totally unacceptable - grow a pair and tell her it's over. You know EXACTLY for what reason they're going on that cruise together, and it's totally disrespecting you. Being single is so much better than being in a relationship where your partner doesn't care about your feelings, they're going to be banging that entire trip and if you don't say/do anything that's essentially giving her permission. Do you really want that?
jberg583 12
She should be your very new EX- girlfriend