Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
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rhiannahoward14 19
Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.
kameron018 18
Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!
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Comments (97)
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
It's tempting to say it's your own fault. If you were better than her ex boyfriend she would want to take you, not him. Putting that aside and trying to look on positive side, at least you know where you stand with her. Relationship not going to drag on without it going anywhere and you know it's finished between you and time to look for someone else who will think your the best (but remember why did recent girlfriend want her ex back and make sure next one won't feel that way).
abNormal62 23
You appear pretty calm post incident and non-committal to everyone's status, so I assume part of you is enjoying this? Do you prefer the roll of cuckold to equal partner?
more4me 27
WTF ?!!! Time to plan your next move, OP! Good luck!
AOLDialup 4
Dear God, It hurts, but thank you for getting that bimbo out of my life and helping me get back on the right track. Amen.
TDKopecki 16
I am sorry OP, I truly feel your pain. I recently just found out my 3 year girlfriend now (ex) just cheated on me. However use it as motivation to speed up the grieving process.
MrConcise 35
Everybody knows it's easier to make somebody go "missing" in international waters. Don't listen to these suckers, OP. It's all a ruse to get him killed, not a romantic getaway at all.
1DisGR8 32
I don't know why but I read this as sister the first time. I'm sorry your girlfriend's such an ass, you deserve better.
xluciferx666 21
Dump her ass first
xluciferx666 21
Dump her first so she doesn't have the satisfaction
thatonetribute 31
I hope its ex girlfriend, OP