Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
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Top comments
rhiannahoward14 19
Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.
kameron018 18
Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!
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Comments (97)
makael25 6
Least you didn't buy them
dark_angel4121 12
If you girlfriend is taking her ex that means she still has feeling for him. That's not a good sign to stay with her. You need to break up with her ASAP!!!
hektek 11
that was never your girlfriend ....trust me!
galintheis 2
dump her ass
Jethco 15
Drop her like a nasty sack of potatoes.
rec_chem 22
Sounds to me like you're the ex boyfriend now...
Mindashy 13
I think you have the wrong idea of who's her boyfriend and who the ex is.
pizzafrommars 14
Go pork one of her friends.
zenrael 21
A wonderful time with her ******* Break it off OP
CanadianChipmunk 4
i think that makes you the ex