Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
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Top comments
rhiannahoward14 19
Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.
kameron018 18
Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!
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Comments (97)
Kidjazzin 17
I'm sorry OP! You deserve better.
DrBubbles 7
Two words. ****. Her.
hardy24 9
That should give you enough time box all her stuff up or pack up your stuff (if yall are living together)
Stuffaluffagus 25
I hope you mean ex girlfriend
creeperdevon 18
This is hilarious to me, because I'm going on a cruise soon with my family and girlfriend in a few days haha. But the fact that this event happened to you is not funny
esamolwan 18
I hope you mean ex girlfriend
meowmeowmeow23 3
Would love to see a comment from the author.
goldcock19 9
Forget about telling her it's over OP, that pretty much goes without saying and u would just be giving her more ammo to say it already was over. U should just find a new girlfriend/fuckbuddy and move on before that bitch gets back from her cruise. Whatever u do, DO NOT give her the satisfaction of dumping u after this shit.
ASeeR 14
wow did not see that coming.. sorry for you OP .. you deserve better
thatsme293 28
How little some people care for others feelings amazes me. Hope your next girl is better op