By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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jh921971 10

Bacon never asks loaded questions. Tell her that.

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tehdarkness 21

U need to learn her cycle before making jokes like that.

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djPanda 8

Unless u were playing with her it was

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baconboy_42 8

Where ate her priorities?

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VengeanceChicken 12

Bacon is the light. Bacon is the way.

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Slimbo305 11

You should have told her you would love a version of her that doesn't ask so much stupid questions. Then cooked bacon!

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yesrod 4

She should learn how to take a joke.

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Cellusr20 5

you should know that you you should never tell a girl that you love something more then her

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