Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
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YaboyVinnie
| 21
So are you going to haunt her?
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ginormica
| 0
Go ask her for the lottery numbers!
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YaboyVinnie
| 21
So are you going to haunt her?
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dolphincheddar
| 10
Your mom has mental issues. Also apparently ancient souls reside in her cobwebbed uterus
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NeonBlack
| 0
A wild Haunter appeared!
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LolMoqz
| 10
Player has fled!
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waswashere
| 0
I choose you, pikachu!!
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LolMoqz
| 10
Haha, I was going to make a lame Soviet Russia joke about Pikachu choosing you..
but nah.
but nah.
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ladiesman219
| 4
#20 win ^.^
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flockz
| 19
a wild Psycho Mother has appeared.
( key theme music)
Psycho Mother uses Steal Money!
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
(player starts bursting into tears)
Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies!
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
Player is down to no health...
WAIT!!!
Player uses FML to describe his feelings!
EVERY STAT MAXES OUT!
Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother!
Psycho Mother fled.
( key theme music)
Psycho Mother uses Steal Money!
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
(player starts bursting into tears)
Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies!
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
Player is down to no health...
WAIT!!!
Player uses FML to describe his feelings!
EVERY STAT MAXES OUT!
Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother!
Psycho Mother fled.
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daysgoby902
| 6
she probably watched that show on the style channel last night.
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ladiesman219
| 4
Crap I ment #21 a win ^.^, 20 that's retarted
Ignore my first comemt about 20
Ignore my first comemt about 20
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ganksta_ikm
| 1
This happens to me all the time
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CattyPurry
| 0
atleast your user name is "Teen With No Money" rather than "Teen Mom" right? /:
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tatababe
| 1
Physics are crap you should never believe them
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PrimeStarscream
| 30
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A+
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dolphincheddar
| 10
73. Sorry, you failed your FML exam, im going to have to bump you back a grade to runescape
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DaRealMrMurphy
| 0
Shut up I am a whore looking for a pussycat to fulfill my needs !!! I am in need of eat a rabid gorilla fetus! cheeze
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AaronTkr
| 0
^ what...?
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88yasha
| 7
How do you know there was a show on a style channel last night? Unless you watched it too....
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thegreatbigwhite
| 2
Actually, physics is quite reliable. It's the psychics I find to be troublesome.
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maddie2015
| 0
Your mom is smart....wait...no she's not, at all.
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RainbowLuna
| 0
I would if my grandma did that
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peasonearth
| 8
she went to the psychic or you went to the psychic?
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IAmNotAnAnimal
| 9
Can you read?
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ProudTexan117
| 0
Well it does say that it's their mom, but the wording about the money is weird. It says the mom took it out of savings. Jot that it wad op's savings. If it was the mom's money then op should just let their mom spend their money on stupid stuff and not worry about it. It's not op's money....unless it was a joint account, which I don't know why someone would have a joint acct with their parents....
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zachherbert
| 10
actually while your still younger, your parents can get into your savings.
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Ryanmatuszak
| 5
What does op mean
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XAnNiHiLaTiOn
| 6
original poster
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Old pee
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False_Stupidity
| 41
No, no .. OP means overproof ;)
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toastyjustice
| 5
yes #2, the answer is yes.
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ginormica
| 0
Go ask her for the lottery numbers!
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Askzombie
| 14
tellz her i eatz her brainz
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gan4sula
| 2
After reading this, i will consider a career in fortunate telling.
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Volcano47
| 0
hi
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emily14swim
| 0
thats not okay!
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iJeremyTyler
| 0
Ask one of your ancient soul friends on the other side to borrow some.
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_cassandra__fml
| 4
Alternatively, make a big show out of asking them to haunt your mother if she doesn't return the money.
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abceasyas123abc
| 12
"Belief is the death of intelligence"..
Read that recently and it just came to mind after reading this FML.
Read that recently and it just came to mind after reading this FML.
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Thabb
| 0
Ancient souls don't need money.
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hoodasswhitekid
| 0
this ancient soul now has no money,
but you only had $350 in your savings? haha broke ass.
but you only had $350 in your savings? haha broke ass.
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DoctorKyda
| 5
So basically, you're from Doctor Who...?
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Jaxx66
| 21
I think that she'd have more money if so. Spiffy TARDIS perks.
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swasticop
| 0
Doctor what?
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ACM1991
| 9
You should put your money in a safe bud.
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abceasyas123abc
| 12
What's a safe bud? Sounds exciting.
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TheGianaJinx
| 0
OH OH, I know I know! I think it's a... Bud... That keeps things... Safe.
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livlafluv100
| 2
probably a safe fund?
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
No... A safe bud is where you stash your marijuana stashes... Duh... Everyone knows that.
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chrispasta
| 3
He means safe bug. This security bug that scurries over your stash of cash and chirps loudly whenever someone without your pheromone gets too near.