By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:18 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML
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brennboo 3

haha win for the stripper :) she got paid to beat your ass hahaha

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brennboo 3

I guess 5 bucks wasn't enough for her :)

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Mylees 0

this is the most boring post I've seen here

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Dragons_corner 6

I agree you posted nothing interesting.....oh wait you mean the OP. well you still posted nothing interesting :(

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psychochick29 0

hahahahha When the boys took my hubby out for his bachelor party, one of the "adult entertainers" did that to him... and then wedgied him... so bad she ripped his boxers! Luckily for him, I thought it was hilarious! Apparently wedgies and beatings are "sexy" rotfl

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CallMeHush 0

Ahhhh, good times at The Clam Shack, good times.

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mrahhhhh 21

Were you so unaroused that you actually counted how many times you got spanked? If the answer is yes you can hold your load for a very long time and should become a **** star. You can count the number of times your co-star moans. Unfortunately you'll probably lose track in the first 5 minutes after you get to 262 moans and 51 "**** me"s.

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mrahhhhh 21

Sure why not? But I don't have any weapons... You look like a pretty fat ****. Why don't you try to asphiaxiate (I know I spelled it wrong) me using those gigantic fat rolls?

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mnemonicdaze 0

I think the only reason he knew why he was hit 25 times was because it was his 25th birthday and she was giving birthday licks. And I don't think you should kill yourself. Your post was funny.

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mrahhhhh 21

Thanks, mnemonicdaze. You took away the pissed-off state that #31 put me in (no lie). :)

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mnemonicdaze 0

I try my best. No need to sweat over fat stoner trolls. :-)

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at1325 0

shitty fml. that's like procedure for birthdays at strip clubs. it always tradition to get birthday spankings n if u go to a strip club of course they will turn it into kinky s n m. what did u really expect to happen. there are people who really get off on that too

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rommie_fml 0

I agree with 39. the inner workings of a strip club are an enigma.

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RedPillSucks 31

When did strip clubs become the Illuminati? I thought that was reserved for FML

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Shaggy_92 5

lol man that sounds pretty funny. red ass from a tittu bar

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