Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I texted my best friend that my girlfriend was annoying. Only, it turns out I sent it to our couples' group chat. Her mom replied, “At least he's honest.” Her dad left the group. My girlfriend changed her Netflix password. FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
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MrPortalFan 21
I can't imagine the look on his face.
deadhead419 15
What about standing in line to buy groceries puts you in the mood
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Comments (130)
theonex17 15
Don't tell me he bought a cucumber
worldclassrager 41
Always keep a phone lock or check your numbers after your friends play with it...
CorpsmanUp88 21
imma have to do that to my friend
lbrown66 12
Hopefully not you from your "girlfriend"
lininnes 6
Sounds like scenes that happen in MyFirstDaddy.com videos... happy ending in the car on the way back home...
TaraMoon_fml 11
stupid friends indeed
talkin2themoon 1
Such an evil and genius idea!
yeongji 31
Awkward! But really, why would you even be sending an erotic message when your parents are around?
mattrd_fml 31
you should know your own girlfriend's number. And your father's. ydi
monnanon 14
my phone doesnt show numbers only names. you have to go into the entry in the phonebook to see it.
VeganVampyre 27
Same. And since they're all saved in my phone anyway, I barely know any of them by heart...
mattrd_fml 31
you should know extremely important numbers by heart. god forbid you lose your phone or it dies and you need to contact them with another phone.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Most phones only show the name, not the number, when you create a new text message, so if OP hadn't checked the numbers manually, he most likely would never have known.
kpc2424 13
Wow now that's a great idea! I def have to do that to my friends... And that's why I keep my phone password protected...