Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
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MrPortalFan 21
I can't imagine the look on his face.
deadhead419 15
What about standing in line to buy groceries puts you in the mood
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Comments (130)
blueknight1st 26
I'm gonna guess your girlfriend was standing next to you and she got the text.
ladybuglet 22
This is why you double check the number before you text someone.
stuner56 22
What does Texas have to do with anything? So this happens ONLY in Texas?
noelasis94 18
Bad for you funny for them enough said, brutal but funny.
Zebediabolical 45
The previous texts on the screen didn't clue you in?
MaryJane75 7
He probably didn't see previous texts. I know on my phone I can send pictures directly from my photo album, I don't even have to go into the text messages. When I find the picture I want I just hit 'message' and then type in the name of the person I want to send it to.
Zebediabolical 45
It doesn't say anything about pictures. It says 'Guess who got an erotic text message' . If he'd said he sent an erotic picture, I'd agree with you.
damnit1989 16
Or all of the previous texts had been deleted, so there were none to look at. Or he was too darn excited to look and was too busy looking at what he was typing. There are several reasons he could not have seen that.
MaryJane75 7
Umm... Sorry? You don't have to be such an ass.
EvilLittleMan 23
Please don't tell us you had a cucumber in your basket.
TheBestNameEver 5
that awkward moment whenn...
Epikouros 32
Your friends were right.
sarah6786 14
What?
JennNoVa 8
They've got some sweet revenge heading their way. Good luck!