By Lewis When you have to wear this hideous gift... Thank you Granma... 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 28412 You deserved it 3521 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Cardiff Today, after weeks of complaints and an engineer call-out for our photocopier, it turns out that all faults are user errors, and it's now my job to 'idiot proof' the printer. The people I work for are all educated on a Master's / PhD level and are responsible for cancer patient treatment at a major hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 3818 You deserved it 315 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Erbtosis - United States - Seattle Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML I agree, your life sucks 17101 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1373 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hashtag beard life - 12/10/2020 17:01 - United States Assumption Day Today, my 5-year-old daughter said she, “hates daddy’s kisses because they feel funny.” My extended family freaked out and assumed the worse. My husband has recently grown a beard and my daughter hates how scratchy it feels. He’s not a monster but they still treat us weird now. FML I agree, your life sucks 1206 You deserved it 56 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I dyed my hair for the first time. It turned out great, and I couldn't wait to show it off during my night out with my friends. Everyone was so shocked or disgusted, I ended up claiming I lost a bet. FML I agree, your life sucks 13342 You deserved it 1818 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cabatt Today, I'm a chef and I had a new set of knives delivered. My boss says to me, ''Be careful with your new knives, they're going to be sharp. You don't want to cut your nail off.'' Not 2 minutes later I chop my whole nail off my right index. He jinxed me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2151 You deserved it 919 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By slugitha - United States Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML I agree, your life sucks 19322 You deserved it 1829 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Joey - United States Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML I agree, your life sucks 37958 You deserved it 3361 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SkyDiver Today, I tore up my airborne academy admission documents because my lab results weren't good enough. A few hours later, they called me to apologize for the misunderstanding, mine turned out to be perfect and they'd accepted me. They need me tomorrow with all the documents to finalize the admission. FML I agree, your life sucks 18116 You deserved it 42478 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By marriedtoaretard - United States Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML I agree, your life sucks 23233 You deserved it 2528 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Me - United States Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML I agree, your life sucks 31147 You deserved it 1643 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Maybole Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML I agree, your life sucks 49064 You deserved it 8247 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - France Classy Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 1636 You deserved it 130 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By iliveformystery - United States - Oshkosh Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML I agree, your life sucks 33110 You deserved it 6542 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML I agree, your life sucks 13536 You deserved it 27861 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dumped Today my boyfriend of one year dumped me. When I started crying, he said, “want to know something that will make you hate me so you won’t be so sad?” and then told me he’s been cheating on me with multiple women, the entire time we’ve been dating. He thought that would comfort me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2434 You deserved it 175 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WhoNose Today, the smoke detector in my bedroom malfunctioned and started going off while my cat was asleep on my shoulder. He panicked and deeply lacerated my nose with his claw as he ran off. Blood got everywhere, and to add insult to injury the unit has no removable battery and wouldn't turn off. FML I agree, your life sucks 9601 You deserved it 738 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LAME - United States Today, I was at my ex-girlfriends house, whom I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her cell, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 41601 You deserved it 12309 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RatFailure - United States Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML I agree, your life sucks 32408 You deserved it 3726 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By heronlydaughter - United States Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML I agree, your life sucks 30359 You deserved it 4171 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DDRFreak - Canada - Kitchener Today, I was playing Dance Dance Revolution in an arcade when a woman came up and asked me if playing it was my job. I laughed but then realized that it is actually the closest thing I have to a job. FML I agree, your life sucks 26571 You deserved it 7617 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kaybear13 - United States - San Mateo Today, I got written up because apparently leaning on the counter at work is unprofessional, even if you're about to pass out and the counter is the only thing keeping you on your feet. FML I agree, your life sucks 25458 You deserved it 2371 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SuperJesus - United Kingdom Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 69256 You deserved it 8031 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/9/2020 11:02 Clean break Today, I'd taken this girl I'd recently met through Facebook dating to my family cabin. Apparently, her hygiene wasn't that great, because she didn't shower all weekend. The entire 4-hour ride back to her house was miserable, as every time she opened up her legs it smelled like a dead rat. I'm still mortified. FML I agree, your life sucks 1262 You deserved it 281 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Germany Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML I agree, your life sucks 55628 You deserved it 5297 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By itsplashedeverywhere - United States - Boulder Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML I agree, your life sucks 21701 You deserved it 2186 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML I agree, your life sucks 22561 You deserved it 7779 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mareda - United Kingdom Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML I agree, your life sucks 38919 You deserved it 3830 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By habsgurl0622 - United States - Piedmont Today, I realized the only reason why my boyfriend spends the night with me is because my house is closer to his job than his, and so he saves money on gas. FML I agree, your life sucks 25654 You deserved it 2988 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bern5555 - United States Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 34381 You deserved it 3208 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML I agree, your life sucks 70357 You deserved it 687443 1015 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By notsohappy - United States Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML I agree, your life sucks 118601 You deserved it 11042 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nicolo - United States Today, I got my tax return. I was really excited. Turns out the government does take the time to send out a tax return for $1.36. FML I agree, your life sucks 32381 You deserved it 4012 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lisaa918 - United States Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML I agree, your life sucks 69095 You deserved it 6158 173 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML I agree, your life sucks 41160 You deserved it 2790 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By billy - United States - Wellesley Hills Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML I agree, your life sucks 31851 You deserved it 5355 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "Courtney Edwards" - United Kingdom - Cwmbran Today, I was taking care of the general public as a first aider in a massive event. Since the temperature was high, we were expecting many of the older-than-middle-aged women to collapse of heat exhaustion and need to be treated. I didn't realise I would be one of those affected. FML I agree, your life sucks 3165 You deserved it 446 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CEO - United States - Bristow Dating is hell Today, I went on a date for the first time since my divorce was finalized a year ago. The first question the guy asked me was what my favorite sex position is. FML I agree, your life sucks 54496 You deserved it 6466 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lucas - United States Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML I agree, your life sucks 34507 You deserved it 3162 154 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jimmy - Australia Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML I agree, your life sucks 1342 You deserved it 115 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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By Felice Godin | 19 #7847127 - Sunday 29 September 2019 8:01 poor cat i couldnt help but laugh at that poor cat Send a private message 1 0 Reply
Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea.... I agree, your life sucks 836 You deserved it 123 8 Comments
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