Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML
Today, while bench pressing at the gym, I noticed my spotter had spit hanging from his mouth right above me. When I tried to warn him about it, he ignored me and told me to finish the set. When the drool fell in my mouth, I was startled and dropped the 175 weights and bar on my chest. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I tried to bench press, my arms gave out instantly, and I ended up dropping the bar onto my chest. The dudes in the gym around me gave me the wide-eyed WTF face, while I tried to laugh it off and failed. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML
Today, at the gym I loaded way too much weight on the bench press. Halfway through my set, I got stuck with the bar on my chest, squealing like a squeezed rubber duck until a stranger rescued me. FML
Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
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llamarrama01 21
Yes, because the absolute FIRST thought I have when I see a friend is "Oh golly, how can I injure them today?"
Serenity77 11
What the **** made him think doing that was a good idea?
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Comments (66)
SoBeSatan 22
I really hope you got yourself checked out because that is a sure fire way to fracture a rib. Your friend is an ass.
zyero 9
You may want get that checked boss, may have cracked a few ribs there
moocowmilk0 19
It's just a prank bro
writerchic85 26
He could have killed you. Dump that friend.
fyvaprold 11
Complain to the gym management, have them ban him.
snozzberries 6
So...basically the opposite of what you asked him to do.
nevereyes 31
Your friends ****** and possibly a sadist
themermaid_a 14
You should have "accidentally" dropped them behind you and let them crush his feet
DaniealThePope 18
Barbell and RUN LIKE HELL HE IS PUKING EVERY WHERE!!!!!
captainpete6 3
slit his throat