Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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lmmmr 0
"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
Katzilla_dances 0
YDI for doing pot
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mas19 0
let's see... ydi for using pot?
brumfielddd5 0
hahaahhahaha. you people are all ridiculous...fighting about FML's.... you guys need to get out more. seriously. (:
jal_8_jal 0
YDI for doing pot and getting caught FYL that sux that he would tell on u
cxal_fml 0
If you think the problem is that you got caught, and not that you are using pot, You've got some much bigger troubles than having your parents know whats going on
603050294 0
Your friend should have stuck to confessing his own deeds. The only benefit of throwing you under the bus was to use peer pressure as an excuse.
SpazTheGreat 14
People who automatically think casual smokers have a huge problem that they apparently need to go to rehab and counseling for, need to get out of their sheltered little boxes and learn something about the world. http://deoxy.org/wiki/Life,_Liberty,_and_the_Pursuit_of_Cannabis
ZDrache 0
You know why weed's illegal? Because it "makes negroes think they're as good as white men[sic]." It makes white women want to **** negroes and listen to "satanic Jazz music[sic]" So WHY is it still illegal, even though intelligent people don't give a crap about interracial relationships, music or what OTHER PEOPLE CHOOSE TO DO TO THEMSELVES? OP's friend should have confessed for himself, not for his friend. That is such a betrayal of trust.
topflight1001 0
Are you his ******* therapist? You had that coming
BohemianThespian 0
245- I have never drank, smoked cigs, or done any sort of drugs before. Sorry, but there are exceptions to every rule. And for all those people out there saying pot is okay, its not that bad, ect: SHUT THE HELL UP I don't care what you say about pot or its "positive" effects or how its "not that bad," keep in mind IT'S STILL ILLEGAL! If you even have it in your possession, you're screwed with the law! It's not legalized, so deal with the fact that doing it is wrong no matter what excuses you make for it and get over yourselves. YDI for doing an illegal substance. YDI for being an idiot. YDI, end of discussion.
SpazTheGreat 14
It isn't "wrong" just because it's illegal. Governmental law and personal morality are never the same, and never should be the same. Nor should one ever have deciding factor over the other.
DoctorManhattan 0
Wow. So, if it were legal to kill black people I guess that would make it okay to do, then, because LEGALITY EQUALS MORALITY, right? And because it's legal, we should KEEP IT THE LAW, right? Because THE LAW IS THE LAW and if we changed the law then that would mean that the law WASN'T right and... oops, try not to think too hard about this because your head's probably going to explode. Seriously, it's people like you that make living on this planet ******* unbearable most of the time.
lady307 0
What a snitch!