Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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lmmmr 0
"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
Katzilla_dances 0
YDI for doing pot
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drummer400 0
For all of you people who are saying pot is bad for you stop being such pricks and step off your pedestal. There have been alot of people on here who are saying pot is mentally addictive and thats why its illegal, EVERYTHING has the potential to be mentally addictive. There are people who are addicted to working out because it releases endorphines in there brain that make them happy and leave them feeling good, does this mean that we should make excersizing illegal?
jackfm5 0
Here's a story from thousands of years ago. When there was little to do back a thousand years ago, a random guy picked a random plant that smelled good and decided to smoke it. Well it gave him a good feeling so he decided to do it more and spread it with everyone else. 100 of years later the American government decided they dont want people to feel good for free (people could grow or get from friends). So they decided to make it illegal. Now take a second and think about it. Its illegal to pick a leave off a plant and light it on fire and inhale the fumes? Wtf? Where's the logic in that? Look how bad this world has turned into.
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
Look. I don't smoke but I'm not going to be an asshole about it I'm just saying that some people get mentally addicted to it and then try other drugs to go along with it. Weeds not bad but the fact that some ppl get experimental with it and soon they're hanging out with "the wrong crowd ". As for op fyl man and just stick with weed don't any of the stupid drugs .
Jaina_APO 0
To OP: I really hope your parents are not too strict with you about it. Best of luck to you. PS: Must we make this yet another debate on Marijuanna use/ grammer? This really isn't the forum for it. However this is just my humble opinion.
eric780 0
He probably saved your life. And you call him an asshole.
Tubasaurus 0
Saved his life? From what? Unless the OP spends all of his time and money on marijuana I don't think there was anything to be "saved" from.
californicated 0
I love how this fml turned into this huge debate.
Morokea 0
Yeah that sucks but no more secrets now, I guess. : And for all the people down on weed and saying only stupid people use it... First of all, yes, Phelps, and my father who is a very successful and intelligent man and uses it to calm a temper (for which I am grateful). Please read up on your facts.
proudtobeme 0
You should have just left Phelps out. After he got caught smoking weed (and presumably sleeping around as well), he also started losing his swimming matches because he was too lazy to stop getting high and fooling around to train. If anything, that's one of the biggest YDI cases for pot out right now.
clouds9 0
If you're both under 18, I'd say your friend made the right decision but is still an asshole about ratting you out - thats a decision you should make on your own. Underage marijuana usage has proven to be harmful to the developing body; if you're underage and weren't planning to confess, continued smoking could've degraded your growth. If you're over 18... FYL. And I hope you were both very, very, very, very, very seriously mentally addicted for him to have felt the need to come out to his parents about you AND him. Research has shown marijuana to be less harmful than alcohol or cigarettes when used moderately as recreation (adult usage only), and it cannot become physically addictive or harmful until you smoke it pretty much 24/7. This is exactly why weed needs to be legalized and regulated, and its exact health specifications broadcast to the public along with an age limit. Too many people are still stuck in the ignorant "weed is deadly" times, and its usage and reputation are both being abused. Do some research before going around stereotyping and condemning every weed-happy person - the reason for its initial prohibition was heavily influenced by racial and political matters, NOT its health risks. It's reputation as a serious health hazard originates from distorted and over-exaggerated stories released by the Federal Bureau of Narcotics that were later testified as false. But the harm was done; clearly certain 21st century Americans still choose to hide behind 20th century stories and refuse to do a simple Internet search.
KittenOnAcid 1
ganja is safer than all the other shit they try to sell to us for medical use. plus if it doesnt have any side effects beside munchies (which you can choose not to eat its not like you HAVE to.) why not use it just to use it? everyone who chooses to use it should be able to without being judged having to hide in fear of being caught or losing their jobs.
Toxicpyro 0
btw...if your soooooo smart you should realize that with all the propaganda out these days there no way on earth majiuana will EVER be leaglized...i respect you though, you look toward a bright and shinning future, however you forget about the cesspool of government and propaganda, such as this site, and you must realize it is super gule, you'll never reach that future of legeal weed. Why? because people really don't give a damn. they still get it whether it's illeagl or not, and even though you argue that it will happen you don't seem to have the nerve to stand up for it, so by all means argue way.