Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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lmmmr 0
"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
Katzilla_dances 0
YDI for doing pot
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nanoflacka 0
Wow i said crack oo big deal! God ****. I know they r different i just typed the wrong one o wow big ****** woop dumb shit
janaaa 0
you know youre just making yourself look like a bigger dumbass, right? I suggest you stop talking.
Leoplum 0
Grats, you called someone a "****" once in each comment!
lacalina 0
even if all this ridiculous stuff people are saying about pot were true (it's not), i'd rather be the worst kind of pot head as you describe it than an angry, judgmental asshole like you guys... :p
lolzforfun228 3
why weed is illegal and beer and cigarettes arent makes no sense to me. weed is FAR less harmful than both of them yet it's illegal and they aren't
lolzforfun228 3
and by the logic of many people here, when you smoke weed you aren't putting much risk to anyone but yourself, and even then not much, but its illegal so its SO bad and wrong. When you get drunk you not only are putting great risk on youself, but others around you. But its legal so hey its all good right?
lacalina 0
exactly! LEGALITY doesn't equal MORALITY. lawmakers have a lot of different reasons for making laws and they dont' always have your best interests at heart so you can't go by laws to determine right and wrong -- you have to figure it out yourself. do the research, find out both sides of the story, try it if you really to be able to judge for yourself, and then do what's right for yourself. but dont' judge others and assume they are fat/lazy/stupid/ignorant just because they made a different choice than you.
lacalina 0
* if you really want to be able to judge for yourself ^^ that's what i meant to say, left out "want".
ManganeseDream 0
**** everyone and everything. I can't wait for the Jellystone caldera. The real topic here is that his friend is a weenie little stool pidgeon. End of story.
godyourethick 0
You're mate's a wanker, and his parents don't know how to mind their own business. FYL. Oh and to thick ***** like #115, he didn't get caught, his mate ratted him out. Also, stop whining "YDI, it's illegal": it is the right of the people to break unjust laws, and laws against weed are unjust if you look at it in any reasonable way.
Luckster 0
I'm not even to begin to explain how badly you deserved it.
tomarino13 0
Thank your friend, your the asshole. Now you won't be addicted to drugs, in short terms it may suck, but years from now you will thank him.
omfgstephx3 0
http://www.webmd.com/health-ehome-9/default.htm there ya go, WEBMD
tomarino13 0
For all you retarded idiots, weed is illegal because of flashbacks. After smoking a joint and you THINK you are now sober, you aren't. Up to a month after a joint you can still get a flashback (randomly getting high since the pot smoke is stored in the fat of your brain) while your driving with kids, at your job or anywere. That's one of the reasons it's illegal because it can randomly impair your judgement in the worst place and time.
lacalina 0
what are you talking about? i have never heard of this in my life, and i have been an avid smoker for years, and so have many of my friends. i have done extensive research on the effects of smoking weed and have never come across this. maybe you are confusing it with LSD, which MAY cause flashbacks (scientists still aren't sure). if you have reliable scientific information that weed causes flashbacks please provide it and i will gladly read it. but honestly i think you're full of shit.
lazorzpewpew 0
Uh-huh... the smoke in your brain! How did I not think of that one? a) THC does not cause flashbacks. Not gonna cite sources - you didn't either. b) THC does get stored in your body, but the possible effect is nothing described as "flashbacks"
lacalina 0
p.s. do we even have fat in our brain? i'm definitely no expert on the human body, but that seems wrong. please correct me if there is fat in the brain.
akr123 0
THC is stored in fat, which is why you can piss a positive test up to a month after smoking. However by then it's pretty much useless, it's not gonna get you high. The idea that the effects from smoking are going to carry over that long or pop up randomly is an old myth, for the purpose of scaring people away from marijuana, a generally harmless drug.