Poopoo peepee, Noise and Wake up: Alright bruv'? - FML

Alright bruv'?

By zetuga055 - 15/10/2021 14:00

Today, like I do once a week, I put my bins out to be collected. I was woken up in the early hours by a drunk lad outside, claiming he was desperate for a waz. The sound of him pissing in my food waste bin will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Friday 15 October 2021 14:28

Now, I'll be haunted for the rest of my life by the word "waz." I'm assuming it means voiding the bladder and we already have so many slang synonyms - piss, pee, wee, leak, squirt, wiz, tinkle, #1, shake the weasel, see a man about a horse, etc. Why do we need waz?

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Friday 15 October 2021 15:18

Be glad it was in the bin and not on you

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RichardPencil 30

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Friday 15 October 2021 14:28

Now, I'll be haunted for the rest of my life by the word "waz." I'm assuming it means voiding the bladder and we already have so many slang synonyms - piss, pee, wee, leak, squirt, wiz, tinkle, #1, shake the weasel, see a man about a horse, etc. Why do we need waz?

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Friday 15 October 2021 15:18

Be glad it was in the bin and not on you

Wadlaen 23

Friday 15 October 2021 23:09

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go 😅

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