Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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lmmmr 0
"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
Katzilla_dances 0
YDI for doing pot
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Comments (201)
akanch994 0
Wow. YDI. I'm amazed at some of the comments here... and honestly? Don't do drugs. It screws you up. Then again, so can music and general lifestyle, but hey...
lazorzpewpew 0
Fail thread is fail
lazorzpewpew 0
I would like to see the original print of the "weed screws you up" study
KyleOkposofan 0
Drugs are illegal. You deserve it for doing something which isn't allowed. And for all of you thinking "he is young...everyone does it at his age...give the kid a break" mentality, I am 18. I am not doing, nor have I ever done drugs in my life.
ManganeseDream 0
I really hope I'm being trolled here. Seriously. This is severely testing my tolerance for nearsighted mouthbreathers.
slamminalex1 0
My cousin did that to me. FYL and FML
Bullshet 0
If it's something that your parents had/should have known about, you probably shouldn't even be smoking it anyway. YDI
akr123 0
For all you people preaching "it's bad because it's illegal" and "YDI for not following rules"..... This is the same mindset that achieves NOTHING. If everyone decided to follow every rule, no matter how poorly backed up by reason it was, then all the fat cats in control could just do whatever they wanted. This goes for both weed and just about every other issue that's ever had to be dealt with. For instance: African Americans would still be slaves, women still wouldn't be able to vote. Test your boundaries, people. Just because someone is higher in the hierarchy than you doesn't mean they're automatically right. A lot of research now is rebutting old tales of 'deadly marijuana' and whatnot. Also, for you who say that all the pot smokers they know are fat losers failing out of school... That's probably because they're the most obvious. A few years ago, still in the prime of my ignorance, I only knew of one person who smoked weed. He sure looked like he did, and he passed out on campus several times. He was chubby and didn't get good grades. However, now that I actually smoke on the rare occasion, I've discovered that many people smoke weed, some of which I never would have guessed. Most of them keep up great grades (especially considering I go to a fairly elite private school), are involved in extracurricular sports and activities, and generally keep their illegal past time on the down-low. Probably some of your friends toke and just keep it from you because they know you'll react with something like "Gosh, that's totally illegal! You're a bad person!"
HeartlessxBitch 0
wow what a ******* douchebag. FYL legalize it.
stereopump 0
Look, all you pot haters. Listen. I did a double-blind study back in my high school years about pot usage. On the last day of the 30-day test, they called my name and I went in. The doc said "I've seen a lot of control group people today." I found out, I wasn't in the control group. I HAD been smoking pot, every day, for 30 days. Look, what it comes down to is really this: would you rather do it even though it's illegal, or not do it BECAUSE it's illegal.