Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML I agree, your life sucks 38788 I agree, your life sucks 38788 You deserved it 7001 You deserved it 7001 0 2 8 29 By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 April 2010 19:11 / United States
Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML I agree, your life sucks 7801 I agree, your life sucks 7801 You deserved it 886 You deserved it 886 30
Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML I agree, your life sucks 49203 I agree, your life sucks 49203 You deserved it 5242 You deserved it 5242 93 1 0 5 19 By seth7_ / Saturday 18 January 2014 07:14 / United States - Dunedin
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for... I agree, your life sucks 31286 I agree, your life sucks 31286 You deserved it 2799 You deserved it 2799 67
Today, my mother annahilated my entire baseball card collection because I am "too old for toys." I am 35 years old, I live on my own, and my collection... I agree, your life sucks 26 I agree, your life sucks 26 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Today I built a computer with 8 graphics cards that were really expensive. Yeah, they all blew up except the one that cost half the price of the rest.... I agree, your life sucks 10 I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 3 You deserved it 3
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Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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