Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
fuzz97 23
jealous *****
lilsawty2 8
You need to chill...
teentee401 37
YDI for being so damn clingy! Maybe you could've found out who she was before making horrible assumptions? I hope your BF broke up with you because you obviously don't seem to trust him very much.
teentee401 37
Also, who says he's not allowed to talk with other women? Are you going to slap him for being with his aunt? His mother? His grandma?
shadwolf99 2
You are one of those who dont deserve love
infinitegrace 21
That's not that bad. If they've been dating any time at all she should have met her by now. And if they ever even talk wouldn't he have told her where he was or that he was going out to dinner? Just my opinion
doglover100 29
You know what they say when you assume.
ELoni_fml 25
He deserves a better girlfriend, F his life
chazzywazzy654 22
Never assume things, OP
sevazilla 21
Crazy bitch, he should leave you