Vicious and unprovoked

By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 05:01

Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
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What the hell did I just read

ojoRojo 27

Damn she’s savage lol. Sorry about your nuts tho

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The last girl who kicked me in the nuts used to have waist length hair that she was always combing. She was very proud of it. Until one day I came up behind her with a pair of scissors. SNIP! She then instantly only had shoulder length hair. I’m nearly bald. Hey! Fairs fair. Males have nuts. Girls usually have longer hair. NOW! It’s more or less even! :)

What the hell did I just read

Personal foul: necessary roughness -- 15 yards!

ojoRojo 27

Damn she’s savage lol. Sorry about your nuts tho

bloopaloop 27

She was indeed playing football

damn, that sucks Charlie Brown

Why the heck would she do anything like that?!

brenniman 10

I'm pretty sure she wants some.

diraven 15

Kick her in the nuts back, see how she likes it

Um... how old is your sister? Five? That's a pretty immature thing to do.