By Anonymous - 12/7/2020 05:01

Vicious and unprovoked

Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
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By  Jaymail  |  17

The last girl who kicked me in the nuts used to have waist length hair that she was always combing. She was very proud of it. Until one day I came up behind her with a pair of scissors. SNIP! She then instantly only had shoulder length hair. I’m nearly bald. Hey! Fairs fair. Males have nuts. Girls usually have longer hair. NOW! It’s more or less even! :)