By anonymous - 27/02/2012 23:09 - United Kingdom
Same thing different taste
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Good one
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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States
Keep the peace
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It was an accident!
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Bon appétit
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Maybe she's hot and your dad was trying to be sneaky and cop a feel. ...he succeeded.
Who drops plates on someone while trying to cop a feel?
He was trying to sneak a boob-brush and failed. Nice going OP's dad!
Why would she be embarrassed? If anyone is going to be embarrassed, it would be the dad. He could easily pay for a new top, but now her impression of him is probably that he's a clutz.
At least he is ok...bt really I'm sorry that happened to you if you leave him that makes sense and I agree with that if you don't....well good luck to you both
61: I think that's why he posted this FML. He's embarrassed all the way around!
Erm what? It wasn't... Wait WHAT? Your parents boyfriend? Uh.. I'm quite perplexed. Am I being trolled? Where's the hidden cameras, the jig is up!
Wait, you mean in front of your boyfriend's parents right? Makes sense now. Your point is understandable, however I think the embarrassment SHOULD really go to the dad.
@67 cold water my dear it get dried blood and chocolate out of white cloths
Juicystar777, let's just say that you are very, very blonde.
She does have nice hair though.
Baha Juicystar777 has made me laugh all day, I guess I'm reading somethin' different though 'cause everyone else keeps acting like she's a moron.
115- There are people who are more ditzy than others. There is no need, at all, to be a jackass about it or try to embarrass the girl! I mean c'mon! This is a site for adults! If you want to act like a 2nd grader, then go back to elementary school. Now let's all be polite. This site isn't for embarrassing others or belittling them.
Well, at least she's got something on your dad now.
More like the dad has something on her
Haha, alright, you got me.
Damn was she ok?
Was that what DocBastard's picture was about?
at least HE didn't fall on top of her i guess?
Yes, he did, reread it.
^^ exactly. Re-read the FML. It says that he and the plates fell on top of her.
you're such a herp derp -_-
Did anyone else misread the word "reread" as saying retard?
99 It's rude to point fingers. Especially at those with dyslexia.
Good excuse for a shower (;
I thumbed you up purely for your profile picture.
Don't worry 121; you are not alone.
That was the father's plan all along!
"oh no! Your cloths are all dirty now. We must get you out of them, feel free to take a shower here too if you need" cleaver dad ._.
thats wat he said but his mind says " i will rape u coz u naked "
How many plates, how is it possible? lol
I'm guessing OP's gf's plate had food left in it which made the plates heavier??
Geeeez how many people were at this dinner? If it was just four plates this doesn't seem realistic. You must have a huge family haha
Omfg! 132, your profile pic is not okay! I HATE spiders and that happens to me all the time. I'm afraid to go to sleep now..
Oops. Sorry OP, I hope she doesn't take it personally. :(
Ima follow your pictures advice. B)
Ouch. Hope they didn't all break on her head or something.
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Welcome to the family!
Sounds like the odds were stacked against her.