This makes me think of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. Like the time he melted into a puddle became a cloud, rained down and reformed and ran off nude. And his mom is picking up his clothes saying "Not again!"

Aw im so sorry mate. It ain't easy being wheezy.

Hope it all worked out for you, OP! Also, a FML for the parents who have to deal with this shit 24/7

What unusual names for children

Finally free and running with the wind at my back, now where in the hell is that gingerbread house?

I too find myself throwing my clothes off and running to the woods, it's the only way I can really feel like I'm one with nature. In any case I'm sorry op.

we should learn from the children, so free and wild :) sorry op that you have asthma..mine was cured with homeopathy after I stopped taking antihistamines mixed with cortisone..belladonna pearls and set of other very effective plants helped me cure my asthma painlessly and durably..try finding an anthroposophical Doctor, they can help. good luck OP, God bless

Leashes. That's all I'm saying.

Hi, OP here. I'm not gonna just tell you their names, so I hope you realize that 3 and 5 are their ages. And a leash would have been a very good thing to have for this kid. He's a wild little kid alright. Lucky for me his brother, the 3 year old, likes me so he doesnt do stuff like this. And yeah, I live way way up north, and their house is nestled in the woods so it's a struggle to keep them out of it.