Kids: Today, my five-year-old stepson announced that he is finally...

By TheMommas - 06/11/2013 16:33 - United States - Dallas

Today, my five-year-old stepson announced that he is finally no longer scared of flushing toilets. Immediately after, I discovered that he's now decided that he's scared of the bathroom sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By fml9124 - 21/12/2019 05:00

Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML

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By Angrymom - 22/10/2018 22:00

Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By Investing in Toilet Seatbelts - 14/02/2015 09:46 - United States - Sparks

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML

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Boys will be annoying boys

By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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By hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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By BadDad - 30/04/2017 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML

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abhi95 31

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:12

He's 5.. Give him a break.. I bet the things I used to conjure up in my head were way scarier and definitely more ridiculous!

Pancakes017 19

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:14

Hand sanitizer. At least until he gets over it.

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rachelllynne 8

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:33

sounds like a typical little boy!

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:34

step by step, one after the other, he'll conquer his fears, afterall, he's only 5..

TheGreatPotato 19

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:35

Or Final Destination. He'll never go near a pool or a drain again. Actually, I doubt he'd want to be near anything at all.

KT4J 6

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:36

I used to be scared to flush the bathroom toilet because I was afraid that it would overflow and wash me away when I was a kid.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:36

By the age of 5, I would think he'd be used to the good habit of washing his hands. Now the scary flushing toilets? Stories of sewer alligators wanting to bit my hinny made me to be a speed pee-er!

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 6 November 2013 22:47

Did you learn to pee standing up?

splitintwo 6

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:42

Five is kinda old fir that

DSilver1988 15

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:42

My stepsons "fears" annoy the hell out of me. Hes only afraid of something to get him attention or so he doesn't have to do something.

bleedingglitter 24

Monday 23 February 2015 10:00

This happens a lot with kids and honestly it drives me insane too. If people wouldn't coddle their children so much, they wouldn't be afraid of stupid shit or cry when they trip. It's learned behavior to get a response.