Love, Relatable and Addiction: I'm right here

I'm right here

By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 05:02

Today, I realised my husband of 14 years is addicted to his phone. It's the first thing he sees in the morning, and last thing he looks at. FML

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Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

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Today, I caught my husband saying, “Love you too, can’t wait to see you” on his phone. I asked him who he was talked to and he said, “my coworker Ricky.” When I asked to see his texts with “Ricky” he threw his phone out the fifth story window, saying “Oopsy!” He then threw a fit saying I owe him a new phone. FML

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By Rhayne - 23/07/2023 05:00 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, I discovered my husband hadn't stopped his dangerous gambling habit, even though he'd promised to stop after I caught him the first time two months ago. I'm hurt, sad, confused, and angry. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I went onto my fiance's phone because I was seeing if a message was important enough go wake him up for. It wasn't important, but when I unlocked his phone, Facebook was already open with his female best friend's chat. He pretty much admitted to her that he still has feelings and that she's a better mom. FML

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Friday 19 November 2021 18:09

I'm laughing. He's doing exactly what most of us do.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 19 November 2021 9:15

A lot of people are phoneys these days.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 19 November 2021 9:15

A lot of people are phoneys these days.

randybryant799 20

Friday 19 November 2021 18:09

I'm laughing. He's doing exactly what most of us do.

protoskore 27

Friday 19 November 2021 18:40

hide his charger

idragosani 15

Saturday 20 November 2021 7:07

... and over half the planet... (Me included)

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