nosestealer
Brampton, Canada
Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
So innocent
Today, my 5 year-old stabbed me in the back with a pencil because I "stole" her nose and wouldn’t give it back. My daughter has been sulking now for 3 hours and refuses to breathe until she gets her nose back. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML
titoutou222
France
Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It's cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner
Temper tantrum
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
imnotastranger
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
bail?
Omaha, United States
Today, my daughter's idea of a prank was taking all of our money and getting herself arrested. FML
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San Francisco, United States
Home improvement
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Anonymous
Makati, Philippines
Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML
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kzai 16
Did they help find it?!
MzZombicidal 36
Voldemort?
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Comments (178)
RedPillSucks 33
Uncle Bob will never play "got your nose" with her again. At least not until he gets out of prison.
Isuckatthis 18
Aaaw, that's just cute. I hope the police didn't mind
doglover100 29
Her nose was stolen, can't blame her. She seems adorable. It will be a funny story for the future.
B00K_L0V3R93 31
That is so cute. I bet the operator who took the call thought it was adorable and probably brightened their day. I would be proud to know that your child knows who to call in an emergency.
Omniprism 15
Crazy smart little girl. Hopefully she'll put that to good use as an adult.
K410 18
This maybe the cutest FML ever XD
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
This was a very cute FML. And believe me, you'll laugh at it some years from now. When I was 5 years old, I did lots of things like this, and my mother laughs at them.
AllegroRubato 16
Bwahahaha what an adorable daughter! :D
bmskittles 5
LMAO
thisawkwardchick 15
That's adorable!!!