Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

By need € for new iron - 16/5/2013 19:49 - Germany - Gevelsberg

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By hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml | 14

#5494902 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:02

Ok, that is just too much.

By rouh_fml | 4

#5494905 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:03

Hopefully not plugged in!

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By hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml | 14

#5494902 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:02

Ok, that is just too much.

friedpwnadge | 25

#5494929 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:08

Sounds like she needs to be straightened out.

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5494952 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:14

Sounded like she was getting hot and heavy.

groovycrazyjoe | 18

#5495152 - Friday 17 May 2013 2:11

she was just heating up

kjcamaro3 | 5

#5495499 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:23

You shouldn't have take her dildo

RedPillSucks | 31

#5495811 - Friday 17 May 2013 16:03

And used it to straighten her hair?

mattlw | 25

#5496896 - Saturday 18 May 2013 15:50

No need for a heated debate here. I just have one question. Was it plugged in? Oh yeah, I'll bet that was HOT.

soccerguy90 | 4

#5527746 - Sunday 9 June 2013 23:25

Bahahaha, wow. That was tooooo good!!!

carnage45567 | 10

#5566543 - Friday 5 July 2013 7:59

Sounds like a pretty heated situation

ShadowRaptor | 9

#5595246 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 3:26

Oh, she was using it down there? "Well, you know how it is. If you have curly hair you just want straight hair" -Daniel Tosh

By angiodave | 6

#5494904 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:03

Um, I wouldn't use that curling iron...just sayin!!!

clever_name_here | 7

#5494940 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:11

No shit sherlock

Flowtastic | 16

#5494993 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:34

Then what would you use? ;)

carleybeak | 21

#5495019 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:51

#34 A new curling iron.

JBChristian | 46

#5495310 - Friday 17 May 2013 4:28

Hence the OP's username...

Fuji76 | 15

#5495340 - Friday 17 May 2013 4:57

Maybe he's curling his nose hairs, Noor! ;)

FameNFortune | 12

#5495448 - Friday 17 May 2013 6:49

Some people deserve a slap in the face for stupid comments ...

laughmaster | 9

#5495675 - Friday 17 May 2013 12:38

Did you proofread your comment before posting it?

angeluv_2014 | 22

#5609549 - Friday 2 August 2013 10:11

I think 34 meant "then what would you use to masterbate with" as making a joke and referring to the dirty sister ;P

By rouh_fml | 4

#5494905 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:03

Hopefully not plugged in!

EpicBlondie89 | 19

#5495294 - Friday 17 May 2013 4:23

#79 Umm......what?

Archay | 13

#5495383 - Friday 17 May 2013 5:30

86, hotdog in a hallway.

tomatosz | 23

#5495686 - Friday 17 May 2013 12:42

#3 That hurt just thinking about it o.o

teh3pictroll | 8

#5497217 - Saturday 18 May 2013 21:25

#103 A very long, dark hallway.

By Archay | 13

#5494908 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:03

Steamy huh?

cieloalicia | 16

#5495129 - Friday 17 May 2013 1:50

As Paris Hilton would say.. "That's hot."

AshaaFerreira | 22

#5495700 - Friday 17 May 2013 13:05

I for 1 don't care about what Paris would say..

Crofty92 | 17

#5496926 - Saturday 18 May 2013 16:07

Thanks for sharing that important information with us. We all really needed to know. Genuinely with no sarcasm. Thank you.

By TrinityisLife | 22

#5494911 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:04

Sure she just didn't want superbouncy pubes?

gc327072 | 29

#5495169 - Friday 17 May 2013 2:25

She uses her bangs when she bangs.

By TrollingStalker | 16

#5494912 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:05

Ow.

By walkingspastic | 22

#5494913 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:05

Hot.

LanaViolin | 10

#5494938 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:10

...

EVnIAS | 13

#5494981 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:28

I was thinking the same thing but probably for completely different reasons...

Olympiakos10 | 15

#5495338 - Friday 17 May 2013 4:57

It's hot in topicaaaa

world_on_fire | 4

#5495726 - Friday 17 May 2013 13:50

its hot and its hot and its hot *throws remote into the air*

carobug | 6

#5497252 - Saturday 18 May 2013 22:10

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends reference? Here, have an upvote.

By jw90 | 18

#5494915 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:05

Please tell me she was smart enough to not plug it in?

TheShadyMilkman | 15

#5495889 - Friday 17 May 2013 17:45

Well how else would you get the warming sensation?

little_one | 20

#5495891 - Friday 17 May 2013 17:48

Edit

By IscoreOnU | 19

#5494921 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:06

Hey, whatever works. Just uh this is one of those what you don't know won't hurt you things. Still she shouldn't be using yours..

ilovedinosawers | 17

#5495262 - Friday 17 May 2013 3:51

I wouldn't want it anymore. "Yeah, you keep that."

By Pwn17 | 25

#5494923 - Friday 17 May 2013 0:06

Time to buy a new one.

gabbi630 | 16

#5495073 - Friday 17 May 2013 1:19

Time for her sister to buy a new one!

little_one | 20

#5495894 - Friday 17 May 2013 17:50

Buy that girl a dildo already! My god you can get some for $10 and it's a hell of a lot better and cheaper than a curling iron! Check your phone too... She may have been using it on vibrate...