By foutu - 21/02/2010 11:52 - France

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Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML
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michabailey 8

YDI for drinking beer and not buying enlargement pills.

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idkwtfbbq 3

she's right, to hell with your micro penis; you should have gender reassignment surgery.

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Averizzle 0

Haha I bet you're not that large either.

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Melkezidech 0

And that's when you tell her that you'll fix yours when she fixes those rat **** of hers.

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pepper3434 0

Baby penis! Any other Shane Dawson YouTube watchers?

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fueledbyshar 0

haha shane ftw :)

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musicalibrary 4

As Shane would say, "There is nothing wrong with my turtle!"

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Menick47 0

Periodcup! Haha Shane Dawsontv rocks!

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jasonsaied 1

she deserves it for saying "willy"

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M4V3R1CKR13 0

British People and thier funny words

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rap33r100 0

lollnice I like Shane tho

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Loserr_Face 0

@#77 haha clittterdick:) I love shane:D

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SarahBearXoX 0

Shane Dawson ftl :D clitter dick haha yeah op pretty sure she owned you was I the only one who imagined a Ron weasly accent for the wife?

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gothrockerkid 0

no you weren't. first thing that popped up on my mind...

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ImaginaryFoe 0

The truth is out there, she just called it to his attention. If she is still is sleeping with his mini-pricked fat arse, she's not a bitch - she's a saint!

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bridgette5866 0

Hahahah, laughing because OP is British and you can tell.

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Pyrithium 8

#27 if this was the other way around, ie the man calling the woman fat, then it would be messed up, right?

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singhjr1 3

kegel exirsices work for most people. you just have to fibd the right routine.

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afatmonkey 0

Have you ever eaten lard? It makes your hair shiny and can decontaminate bullet wounds. And it can be sculpted into ponies.

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_swimcutie_ 0

Ohhhh man. It looks like u just got owned by a women. Too bad u agreed with her. :( On the Internet. :( Where everyone can see it! :( LMAO..lose some weight. Get in shape. You will feel better ;)

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sjisje 0

he should be happy she is honest lol

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oneoneryperv 0

I would rather my wife be honest so I could do something about it than lie and falsely pad my ego.

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writergirl23 19

Unless she genuinely doesn't care. Some women don't, you know.

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_swimcutie_ 0

Ohhhh man..it looks like u just got owned by a women. What is worse is that u admitted it was true. On the Internet. Where everyone can see it. =[ Poooor OP. LMAO

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sjisje 0

ydi for whining about yer wife being honest. this is reality son.

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jack8765 0

lol maybe you should get a bigger penis they can fix that nowadays

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CallMeHush 0

Tell if it is so damn small she shouldn't mind it in her ass tonight. Oh and, less beer, more sit-ups.

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