By foutu - 21/02/2010 11:52 - France

Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 719
You deserved it 7 715

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you call that bitch your wife???

tell her she has small tits, ;)


YDI for drinking beer and not buying enlargement pills.

she's right, to hell with your micro penis; you should have gender reassignment surgery.

haha tiny penis

Averizzle 0

Haha I bet you're not that large either.

Melkezidech 0

And that's when you tell her that you'll fix yours when she fixes those rat tits of hers.

pepper3434 0

Baby penis! Any other Shane Dawson YouTube watchers?

fueledbyshar 0

haha shane ftw :)

musicalibrary 4

As Shane would say, "There is nothing wrong with my turtle!"

Menick47 0

Periodcup! Haha Shane Dawsontv rocks!

I love me some Shane Dawson!!((:

clitdick!! yay shane!!!

jasonsaied 1

she deserves it for saying "willy"

Yes! Lolz he's HILARIOUS and hott

M4V3R1CKR13 0

British People and thier funny words

rap33r100 0

lollnice I like Shane tho

87 this is in FRANCE!! WTF

Loserr_Face 0

@#77 haha clittterdick:) I love shane:D

Shane Dawson ftl :D clitter dick haha yeah op pretty sure she owned you was I the only one who imagined a Ron weasly accent for the wife?

erm... yes, yes you did

gothrockerkid 0

no you weren't. first thing that popped up on my mind...

tell her she has small tits, ;)

purplemnm 9

he probably wouldn't reach far enough

karmaSUCKS321453 0

73 ftw

you call that bitch your wife???

The truth is out there, she just called it to his attention. If she is still is sleeping with his mini-pricked fat arse, she's not a bitch - she's a saint!

bridgette5866 0

Hahahah, laughing because OP is British and you can tell.

OP is from France.

SmellDaPurp 0

#27, agreed!

#27 if this was the other way around, ie the man calling the woman fat, then it would be messed up, right?

mygoodsir 0

one word enlarge

There is no effective way to enlarge

kegel exirsices work for most people. you just have to fibd the right routine.

YDI for eating lard

Have you ever eaten lard? It makes your hair shiny and can decontaminate bullet wounds. And it can be sculpted into ponies.

Ohhhh man. It looks like u just got owned by a women. Too bad u agreed with her. :( On the Internet. :( Where everyone can see it! :( LMAO..lose some weight. Get in shape. You will feel better ;)

very truthful wife you have

sjisje 0

he should be happy she is honest lol

I would rather my wife be honest so I could do something about it than lie and falsely pad my ego.

Unless she genuinely doesn't care. Some women don't, you know.

Ohhhh looks like u just got owned by a women. What is worse is that u admitted it was true. On the Internet. Where everyone can see it. =[ Poooor OP. LMAO

sjisje 0

ydi for whining about yer wife being honest. this is reality son.

jack8765 0

lol maybe you should get a bigger penis they can fix that nowadays

Tell if it is so damn small she shouldn't mind it in her ass tonight. Oh and, less beer, more sit-ups.