By nosestealer - 07/07/2013 21:57 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML
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itsnotyourfault 9

That game just rose to a whole different level!! That will be a great story to tell later

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cna1216 15

At least she knows how to dial 911

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pwnman 33

She reminds me of my acts. When I was her age, I called the police for my missing Coca-Cola.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

How did she get access to a phone to do this? She's only five...but it's good that she knows to call the police if she's in trouble. The bad news? The cops could hit you with a fine for filing a false police report, but since your daughter made the call, they will probably let you off. :) I hope she found her nose! lol

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NoFlippinWai 24

filing a false police report? a report probably wasnt filed. maybe a fine for a nusence (sp) call. but I doubt it since it was a child.

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madaymay 9

Dad: i got your nose!! Police: look out he's got a nose! *shoots dad* Asdf movies for the win :)

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edmunson 22

I don't care who you are, that shit is FUNNY!!!

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rickyblair 16

You know she made someone's day though, she would've made mine.

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BEButterfly 13

Those gullible children, err sometime the parents telling them stuff not really real either. One or the other!

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BlancSlate 10

That's not FML or YDI, that's F-N Epic! you should be proud of her :)

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