Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on the beach, if he’d taken any protection with him. He pulled out a box of condoms, beaming with pride. I was talking about suntan lotion. FML
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NeatNit
| 32
You've raised a good boy if he doesn't even hesitate to show you his Big Box O' Condoms!
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sylvienoir
| 18
Well, you asked.
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sylvienoir
| 18
Well, you asked.
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NeatNit
| 32
You've raised a good boy if he doesn't even hesitate to show you his Big Box O' Condoms!
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Mister_Lister
| 5
Did you cuddle with him the wrong way when he was little?
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MmmPinkTacos
| 11
I'm starting to think yours did based on your eagerness to post gross, sexualized comments on everything....
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Hippohighasakite
| 21
I'm not trying to defend him but you do realize he's just referencing another FML...
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Arkham_Callabero
| 15
Your bio as well as your comment make uncomfortable on what you do in your spare time.
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Boometh
| 15
I mean, hey. Both are important.
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Arot6
| 17
I personally think it's a good thing that if he's going to have sex (and seriously, it's practically impossible to stop determined teenagers from fucking like rabbits), he's going to be doing it safely (yes, I know the condom can break, and some STDs have a chance of bypassing condoms, but it's still so ridiculously effective when used right that those possibilities shouldn't even be a major consideration).
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NerdGirl321
| 27
Good parenting!
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
Why use the word "protection" and not simply "sunscreen"?
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Noemmyforyou
| 14
To be honest, I'd be beaming with pride myself if that was my son; he's practicing safe sex.
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Vanderdale
| 14
Do you mean..sunscreen? Suntan lotion isn't going to do anything to protect your kids skin, as far as I'm aware.
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quailpower
| 2
#9 suntan lotion is what we call it in the UK or suncream
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Rarepepes
| 4
If I was his father I would be proud too