Well, you asked.

You've raised a good boy if he doesn't even hesitate to show you his Big Box O' Condoms!

Did you cuddle with him the wrong way when he was little?

I mean, hey. Both are important.

I personally think it's a good thing that if he's going to have sex (and seriously, it's practically impossible to stop determined teenagers from fucking like rabbits), he's going to be doing it safely (yes, I know the condom can break, and some STDs have a chance of bypassing condoms, but it's still so ridiculously effective when used right that those possibilities shouldn't even be a major consideration).

Good parenting!

Why use the word "protection" and not simply "sunscreen"?

To be honest, I'd be beaming with pride myself if that was my son; he's practicing safe sex.

Do you mean..sunscreen? Suntan lotion isn't going to do anything to protect your kids skin, as far as I'm aware.

If I was his father I would be proud too