Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I reminded my fiancee's kid to put the toilet seat up when he pees. My fiancée heard and shrieked at me to stop being controlling and weird. Yesterday, she threw a tantrum because there was piss on the toilet seat. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for being a bastard and not caring about her needs. I felt like an asshole and apologized for everything. It took me a few hours to realize I'd basically just apologized for unknowingly hanging the toilet paper the "wrong way" for her OCD. FML
Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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gheebuttersnaps 4
There's more than one way to do this?
perdix 31
Make sure you request lots and lots of light bulbs on your wedding registry!
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Comments (289)
Omnomitron 0
Yeah, I scare my mates off with my shenanigans as well, like how to hang the towel evenly and how to place the toothpaste in an acceptable manner.
Rasetsu 10
RUN. And don't look back.
karen1991 15
It's not too late to run away!!
sharpjabb 3
My wife has OCD… for the love of God DO NOT GET MARRIED!!!
blanccamaro74 6
Now that's love if u are will to marry that congratulations
tulipano 1
She needs to break up with you because you obviously don't understand how awful it is to have OCD.
thecatcherkid 0
Ummmmm o yea it's called walking away from the alter genius If she is that annoying?
yuppthatssme 0
If your still gonna marry her the only reason for you to stay would be if she gave good sex .
BioncaLuLu69 3
Bitches be crazy!
Ugi 27
I have to say that the thought of marrying that scares the living shit out of me! They say love is blind but really - can you cope with that for the rest of your life? Honestly?